Dear Husband...

Dear Husband,

I think my phone is in the car... which you took to work today. If I don't answer my phone today, it isn't because I'm sleeping, or that it isn't charged, or any of the other usual reasons. I simply lack the ability to teletransport and retrieve it.

I love you bunches and will miss the tender texts that you send and the quick conversation during your lunch.

Love, Wife

PS. Please remember to bring it inside when you come home.